Something terrible has happened to the letter V, minions. It's gone missing.
Obviously this disappearance spells disaster for V lovers everywhere, but officials claim they've narrowed their investigation to a few bold characters.
"Action words and Bs have had it in for V for years now," stated one official close to the case. "So rest assured we're having a serious talk in here about the verbs and the Bs."
The same official turned out to be a real font of knowledge. When asked about punishments, he responded, "We're looking at life sentences."
Thanks to Grace T., Leslie W., & Anna H. for putting the B in "subtle" - plus all these other words for some reason.
And from my other blog, Epbot: