Expectation VS Wreck-ality

What They Wanted:

What They Got:

Oh dear. As we say in the South, "GOBRESS their heart."

Christina ordered a really gorgeous Frozen design:

...but unfortunately her own cake fell flat:

Maybe it's just cold?

(Bah dum CHA.)

And finally, you've really got to respect a baker who looks at this cake:

...and then says to their customer, "Not only can I make that exact wine bottle cake, I can even hand pipe the label."

Wowza.

Thanks to A., Christina R., & Christine for keeping that bottled up for us.

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Swing And A "Mist"

We here at Cake Wrecks know parting can be such sweet sorrow.

So here are 9 cakes to ruin the moment.

Oh great, here come the water works.

Maybe it's wissful thinking, but Luek sounds hot.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

This wreck is evil, like the "furits" of the "Dve-il."

(Also, at first I thought that said "you will be missiled," and it was the happiest dang .85 seconds of my entire day. DOWN IN FRONT!)

Here's a fun party trick: read this cake out loud and you'll have an INSTANT southern accent:

Well I declare, Colonel Angus!

Definitely more than one "miss" in this room:

Now that's what I call "a balloon drop!"

I think this says, "Uoull gustly be mirrd Lt page!!"

Quick, someone look up how to say "God bless you" in Klingon.

"Remelering" sounds painful. Can't we just stick with one of those awkward handshake-pulling-into-a-half-hug-with-a-back-slap things?

And last but not least:

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Thanks to Joan D., Adrienne T., Katie N., Mackenzie B., Shannon C., Kenlyn F., Alyssa P., Mary K., & Frankie Z., who looks forward to seeing you all next Fall.

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