I Would Tell You To Get Your Minds Out Of The Gutter, But Who Are We Kidding Here?

It's Hump Day, minions!

THIS MUST BE CELEBRATED IN AN APPROPRIATELY INAPPROPRIATE MANNER.

So let's mosey on over to a certain bakery's display counter (!!), and see what kind of kids' birthday cakes they offer, shall we?

::mosey mosey mosey::

Ahh, here's a design I'm calling, "When The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Come Out Of Their Shells"

0.O

[awkard silence]
Er... Cowabunga, dudes.

( Hand placement, Donny & Leo. HAND PLACEMENT)

Thanks to Sophia S. for reminding us that what happens in the sewers, stays in the sewers.

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Wild Kingdom Just Got Wilder

::Snooty British Narrator Voice::

"Here, in the blinding flash of our hidden wildlife cameras, we behold a truly majestic moment."

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[trumpet-like fart blast]

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"Her prey captured, the Snoot-Tusked Vander Hooper must now remain here, fangs embedded in the forest floor, until help arrives."

::contemplative chewing sounds::

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"Their mating call may seem unusual - even bizarre - but the Ball-Footed Duck Dong swears this works with the ladies."

"Hey girl, you up?"

Thanks to Joel N., Priscilla L., & Kacy for answering nature's call and being our #1 fans.

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