Wild Kingdom Just Got Wilder

::Snooty British Narrator Voice::

"Here, in the blinding flash of our hidden wildlife cameras, we behold a truly majestic moment."



[trumpet-like fart blast]



"Her prey captured, the Snoot-Tusked Vander Hooper must now remain here, fangs embedded in the forest floor, until help arrives."

::contemplative chewing sounds::



"Their mating call may seem unusual - even bizarre - but the Ball-Footed Duck Dong swears this works with the ladies."

"Hey girl, you up?"


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