SCORE!

Hey, I hear the Super Bowl is coming up. Whaddaya think of that, Wilson?

[pauses to see how many other people remember Home Improvement]

And we all know Wilson' favorite part, right?

:D

[bowing] Ah thank you, thankyouverymuch.

Ok, enough funny stuff. Time to get down to business.

Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Well, just be careful with those "touchdowns," if you know what I mean. We all know where those can lead:

Yep. Haunted football-shaped ponds.

Not to mention all the football-shaped tumors:

Nike: Just Chew It.

So in conclusion: always know what time it is, use your quotes wisely, and perhaps avoid ordering your Super Bowl Game cake from this place:

Even if it IS a real gem.

Thanks to Jenny P., Melinda B., Rachel R., Pearl D., Kellie G., & Alexis M. for keeping the pigskin and just passing the cake.

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MEAT WEEK!!

THIS WEEK
IS
MEAT WEEK!

[Kermit flail]
MEAT WEEEEK!!!

THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-MEAT-BEEF-TREAT-WEEK!!!

WE HAVE MEAT THAT LOOKS LIKE CAKE!

[whispering]
MEAT WEEK!!!

CAKE THAT LOOKS LIKE MEAT!

[singing]
MEEEEEEAT WEE-EEE-EEK!!!

AND MEAT THAT LOOKS LIKE MEAT BUT THEY PUT IT IN A CAKE PAN SO YOU MIGHT MISTAKE IT FOR CAKE BUT IT'S REALLY MEAT!

[normal tone]
UM. MEAT WEEK?

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A MEAT EXTRAVAGANZAA!!!!!!

LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE BEARS!

MEAT!

IS THAT JUSTIN BEIBER?!

MEAT!

WHO WANTS TO HOLD THE BABY?

MEATY MEAT!!!

"BUT WAIT," YOU'RE THINKING, "ISN'T THIS CAKE WRECKS?!"

YES, IT IS!
OH LOOK!
HERE'S A CAKE NOW!

OR IS IT??

HAHA! FOOLED YOU!
IT'S MEAT!

MEAT WEEK, MEAT WEEK, MEEEAT WEEEEK!!!

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So... anyone else in the mood for a salad?

Thanks to Traci C., Debra F., Kathleen, Madlyn D., Zoe R., Jola S., Michelle M., Barbara G., for inspiring us all to become vegetarians.

Note from john- Just to be clear, it is Meat Week. However, we are only honoring this great and glorious tradition today. Partly because we don't have anymore meat photos but also because ew. -john

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