Settle A Bet For Me

CW reader Tati snapped a photo of something... interesting... on display in a local bakery's window.

Now, John and I have studied this thing at length (FOR SCIENCE!!), and unfortunately we can't seem to agree on what, exactly, it's supposed to be.

Here's where you guys come in.

Ok, first impression: Is this a bleeding butt, or bleeding boobs?

How 'bout from this angle?

Now, the real question:

Thanks, Tati. I think.

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You deserve a unicorn chaser after that - but would you settle for a secret Joey Tribbiani pillow?

 Joey Tribiani Sequin Pillow Cover

It comes in every color!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Geek Life, Cake Style

Since I've got geekdom on the brain, here's a missed mark for you Doctor Who fans:

OoooOOoooo

AAAAIIEEEEEEEEE!

And one for Batman:

This must be after Superman beat him up.

Sorry to break it to you, Avengers fans, but it turns out Thor is a real heel:

You are not worthy to lift his... HAMMERTOE.

But hey, at least he's got sole.

(I think the baker did it just for kicks. It's a shoe-in for "weirdest cupcake," don't you think?)

For you classic comic fans, here's Batman giving Robin the wedgie of the century:

"Sweet spandex-strangling sausages, Batman, that stings!"

And let us never forget:

I have been, and shall always be, mortally offended by this cake. [glare]

But to end on a happy note, allow me to present wrecky minion Melissa P.'s daughter, along with the birthday cake she specifically requested:

Princess Hulk.

Now THAT is a Hulk "smash" cake, y'all. AND I APPROVE.

Thanks to Joe H., De C., Sarah B., Leah S., Wendy D., & Melissa P. for raising The Next Generation just right.

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The only thing that would make this plush LEGO Batman better is if he came with a plush LEGO lobster, ha:

LEGO Batman Plush Pillow Buddy

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And from my other blog, Epbot: