When The Cake Spills The Tea

It's "Tell The Truth" Day, minions, so remember: 

Sometimes you have to speak your truth:

Other times you have to speak it for others:

"We're just saying, Nina. Dang."

The truth can reveal our private pain:

(Now there's a groin-worthy caption.)

And the truth can also make us cheer:

(Um, thanks?)

Mostly, though, the truth is there to remind us of the unchanging realities that shape the world around us.

You know, like the fact that a capital L does NOT - in any way - look like this:

Oops.

But hey, either way it looks like Sue got lucky.

Thanks to Bernice T., Meg, Mark L., Diana G., & Rachel B. for the lesson on truth in advertising.

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Speaking of advertising, anyone need a new oven mitt?

"I've Got A Knife" Oven Mitt

There are also some more NSFW options, ha.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Done In A Gif

And now, John's Handy Reaction Gifs.
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When I see a date like this on a cake:

When I see bakers trying to write text speak:

When I can't tell if the cake is supposed to be dirty or not:

When someone sends in a picture of a "good" cupcake cake (patoiee!) to try and prove they're not all bad:

And finally, when Jen tries to post a cake she really shouldn't post and I have to stop her:

Thanks to Rich H., Cindi L., Candice B., Haylie E., & Amber J., who I hope appreciate the irony of my posting a cake I've been telling Jen she can't post for at least 6 years now.

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P.S. For those looking to add an air of dignity to your baking:

Pizza Cat Space Apron

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And from my other blog, Epbot: