Today is a special day, minions.
A day... TO BUY CAKE.
Because they didn't have the OTHER cake:
Because all the turkey cakes are sold out:
Because it's gonna be a loooong tractor ride:
Because you've put off this party long enough:
Because they can't call it passive aggressive if it's literally written in sugar:
Because the team needs a refresher:
Because you DO got milk:
Because you're not sorry:
But the real reason you should buy cake today?
Because it's wrong to buy people.
And also yours might end up on Cake Wrecks. :D
Thanks to Cara G., Christina S., Kyle I., Becky B., Krystle M., Diana C., Whitney R., Jill V., MJ, & Heather F. for helping us rationalize any purchase today. You're the real MVPs!
And from my other blog, Epbot: