NSFW Baby Shower Cake Accidentally BEARS ALL

Like a lot of new parents-to-be, Jen and Scott asked for a cutesy bear on their baby shower cake.

But instead, they got...

EFFING PANDAS.

I know, I know. At first glance you're like, "Nooo, they CAN'T be." Then you look closer, and you're like, "THEY TOTALLY ARE WHO MADE THIS CLIP ART?!"

And btw, those aren't even happy effing pandas, you guys. I mean, Mrs. P clearly has a headache, and just wants to eat, shoot, and leave.
(Grammar nerd humor HEYOOOO.)

Thanks to Jen L. for managing to grin and bear it. The cake wreck, I mean. Not the... OH NEVER MIND.

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I don't have a unicorn chaser for you (do people even use that term anymore?) but I do have this:

 7-Color Panda Illusion Lamp

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And sadly, there’s almost no effing panda related content on Epbot but please enjoy this latest post:

You KNOW This Power Point Presentation Exists Somewhere

Technique A:

The "Decorative Candy Drizzle Embellishment"

Step 1. Hold container in hand:

Step 2. Invert container:

Technique B:

The "Elegant Victorian Baroque Fine Lace Ornamentation"

Step 1. Hold piping bag over cake:

Step 2. Squeeze

Technique C:

The "Parisian Silk Corinthian Fancy Ribbon Embellishment"

Step 1. Hold ribbon over cake:

Step 2. Cut ribbon:

We trust these techniques will bring your cakes to new depths, bakers. Keep up the "good work."

Thanks to Anne Marie, Jill L., & Erin L. for proving it can always be worse - and when it comes to cakes, it probably will be.

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PS. If bakers used cool galaxy-themed sprinkles like this I'd be more onboard with Technique A:

Galaxy Sprinklefetti, 8 oz

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And from my other blog, Epbot: