Misty Water-Colored Mammories!

It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's...

Close enough.

Ever see a cupcake cake (patooie!) and have the overwhelming urge to pick up the box and just shake it?

Well, if you do, not to worry; the store can still get $4.49 out of it:

For when you need to show someone how much you don't care.

Btw, does that remind anyone else of those funny MRI photos?

You must admit, the resemblance is uncakey.

There's a moral to this next one:

"If at first you don't succeed in black icing, try again in the white icing."

"And if you still don't succeed with the white icing, then put a bunch of eyeballs around the edge to distract everyone."

Today I Learned: There's a type of cake called the "Paris-Brest." (It's true. I googled it.) The Paris Brest has a big hole in the middle of it and is filled with cream, and if you think I'm snickering while typing this, then you are absolutely right.

However, there's no A in "Brest," so you're not - I repeat, NOT - allowed to find it funny.

Unless the bakery does this:

Talk about a perfect Paris.

Hey, speaking of breasts...

If mammary serves, that's supposed to be Harley Quinn. 
Guess the baker must have been a real Joker.

Thanks to Lianne R., Amy B., Danielle B., Erika M., & Lori M. for shopping off-the-rack.

Lulla-BUH-BYE

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,

Mama's gonna buy you a giant bird.

And if that bird decides to drown

Mama's gonna buy you a troop of clowns:

And if those clown refuse to kill,

Mama just hopes this bunny will:

And if that bunny eats your face,

Mama's got a pig to take its place:

And if that demon swine won't maim,

Mama's gonna love you just...

the...

...same.

Thanks to Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it really should be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?

*****

P.S. It's never too early to start decorating for spooky season, and these stick-on bats were my biggest hit last year:

3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 pc set

They're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads to easily stick them up anywhere in or outside your home. (I put a whole belfry of them on our front door.) (I don't know if "belfry" is right, but I'm going with it. :D) Even better, the whole 60 piece set is only $10 Prime!

They're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads for easy sticking. (I recommend adding a little poster tack to the largest size, though, since mine have started falling off the wall.) Here's what I just did with some of mine:

I also like putting a whole flock on the front door. :)