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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Break Out the Sparklers

Only in America can the nation's flag be jammed up an eagle's butt as a tribute.

Happy 4th, Folks!

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Reader Comments (13)

As always your comments crack me typical of an American holiday and overkill!

But hey, noone does it better than us. And is the eagle sitting on a plate waiting to be served up?

July 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMary

Oh my goodness. Short and to the point, hilarious!

July 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLildonbro

Someone tell Dubya that those stars aren't peyote buttons.

July 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSeoul Brother

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. The cake is hilarious, but your comment threw it over the top, and this cake needed to be thrown somewhere.

July 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRoust

lol. show the afgans why we love our contry so much.

July 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Is the round thing in the background one of those cork drink coasters?

July 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterThe Traffic Avenger

Those stupid plastic 'plaque' things are often auto-shipped to the grocery store bakeries for each holiday. They are all ridiculously hideous. And yet you have to use them up somehow. Sorry....

July 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLiz C

The eagle (and background) is a plastic lay on. The fact that there are two ballon clusters, plus two picks and a lay-on on a 1/8 sheet cake that has been airbrushed REALLY spells overkill. I'm surprised there wasn't writing also!

August 1, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Late post...but don't you see that the eagle is SO PATRIOTIC that it poops flags?

August 20, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersentimentation

i can only find three words for this cake before laughing to death.
Oh my god.

August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

*crawls back onto bed after laughing herself out of it* Looking at it another way... it seems the eagle is pooing out the flag?

December 17, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhousemdfan1

As in, "I'm so patriotic, I s**t American flags"?

Oh, good times. My stomach hurts from laughter.

June 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKatie

Who are the mothers
who wrecked this tribute to
Land of our Fathers?

Beat them! Beat them with
choking hazards! Summon Sam
the Eagle! To arms!

wv: forme

Seriously, is word verification even trying anymore?

July 3, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterHaiku Joy

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