I guess technically I *did* wish y'all a Wreckalicious new year back on the 1st, but so many late, great New Year's Wrecks have come in that I figured an encore was called for.
Let's kick things off with some of the most creative letter cramming I've seen:
To err is human, and to arr is pirate - but to kill the "r" by stomping on it with a "yea" is allll Wreckerator.
Speaking of creative, I didn't know we could write 2010 as a fraction!
May your 2010 be at least 2% better than 2009.And may all your zeros have squishy yellow handles.
Something tells me this martini was shaken, not stirred:
And aren't you glad you have me here to tell you that was supposed to be a martini?
This year, let's remember to celebrate all of the punctuation marks:
Yep, here's to you, "!"! Next week we'll raise our glasses to the semicolon.
And, of course, I saved my favorite for last:
It's hard to appreciate a Wreckerator
who's this far ahead of his/her time.
Jami R., Berry D., Hannah, Jamie P., Pam S., & Katie C., since the new year has already started, I'm just going to wish you a happy new "yea." So. yeah.
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