A Teaching Moment
Who knew that the HoFsTra STudenrT GoveraNeNT AssoCiaTion were such big fans of croquet? (I think my spell check just exploded.)
Oddly enough, I believe "Happy School Social" was the name of my 3rd grade dance. Yep. Slightly sad, awkward spaces, the occasional glaring failure...gee, there are all kinds of parallels going on here.
Hey, "Alumni Mentors," thanks SOOO much for everything. You're really "great." We are SOOO "glad" you could teach us how to "communicate" properly.
And lastly....
A certain school was celebrating great scores on the TAKS, which I believe is some kind of state-mandated testing like the FCAT, which we all know teachers everywhere adore and wish they had more of. Anyway, the cake was supposed to say "Congratulations for doing an exemplary job on TAKS", and the woman ordering asked that "TAKS" be in all capital letters.
Here's what they got:
"Congratulatiun for doing and Exernplary Jabon TAKS Capitol Letter"
That'll be $44.99, please!
- Related Wreckage: Ode to Irony
