Sometimes you readers ask, "Yes, but don't they TASTE good?"
Honestly? No idea. And with this blog being about purely visual gags, I'm sure most of you - like me - don't really care what the wrecks taste like.
However, a few of our readers have discovered that, sometimes, the true Wreck can be found on the inside:
Still - and here's a little foreshadowing for you - at least everything there is edible.
Heheh. Aheh. Heh.
Not to be cutting, but finding scissors in your birthday cake is shear madness!
Here's a tip from Bella, the good sport:
...can be wrecked when you forget to remove the parchment paper.
Well, we all need more fiber in our diets, right, Bella?
..and the paper could have been so thick that the caterers couldn't cut through it, resulting in messy globs of red velvet cake which they had to scoop onto plates to serve. And it could have cost $500.
Yep, that would definitely have been worse. Right, Stacey F.?