Some groom's cakes really make you wonder: what did the bride do to the guy to deserve this?
Head Caterer: "No, no, no! We definitely
want both cakes on the same table.
Why? Uhh...well, honestly, because the groom just slipped me a twenty."
As we all know, nothing says, "Look!! A dead deer!" quite like an edible photo of - waaaait for it - a dead deer.
And really, what photo could possibly
be more appropriate on the day you pledge your life and love to another?
Now, far be it from me to say a guy shouldn't have a patriotic groom's cake. However, there's expressing love for your country, and then there's....
Of all the things that could be expressed on your wedding day, I'm pretty sure "Git R Done" is the least
appropriate.(The lasciviously winking Spongebob isn't helping, either.)
Still, as you loyal Wrecktators well know, it can always be worse:
Bringing a whole new meaning to "foot in mouth" on your wedding day.(Yes, it's a foot.)
Mike R. reports: "This was the groom's cake at a wedding I photographed. (The groom lost his big toe in a lawnmower accident as a kid.) You can't see it in this photo, but of course the cake is red raspberry."
Oh, of course
. I'm curious, though: Did the lawnmower take all his toenails, too?
Wait, don't answer that; I feel some dry heaves coming on.
Solli S., Amanda, & Anony M., that little piggy's gonna go "wee wee wee!" all the way through my nightmares tonight. [shudder]
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