Sure, we could spend time debating who's really to blame: the bakers, or the clients who ordered these wrecktastic designs.
Or we could just agree they're funny regardless and get on with it.
Yep, that's the ticket.
Yet another example of why you really, really need to give your guy his own groom's cake:
There are a million decisions to be made for your wedding day. Fortunately, though, you don't have to choose between your wedding topper, football helmet, resin "eagles raising the American flag" statue, and commemorative KISS doodads:
(No, I don't have anything snappy to say about that. Just seeing if you noticed.)
Bride: "I've been dreaming about my wedding cake since I was a little girl. It has to be amazing, perfect. When my guests see it, I want there to be fireworks. Can you do that?"
Baker: [scribbling on clipboard] "Fireworks. Got it."
...but, wouldn't you know it? I was right.
This doth make mine bowels quiver in a most unseemly matter, m'lords and ladies. For sooth.
Sam (the American) Eagle's wedding cake:
Distract the eye.
Amy S., Callie B., Julie Anne, Pam P., Anony M., & Chella S., I just realized that most (if not all) of today's Wrecks are American. I'm so proud I could bust.