"My boss made me sweep the floor, even though I didn't make the mess. So I swept up, and then made her a special cake...
"...which somehow got set out for sale."
"You know that third time I asked you to spell 'congratulation' for me?
"I was totally messing with you."
"My watch is in there."
"Sometimes I like to draw vaguely obscene things on cakes...
"...and then tell your kids they're Oompa Loompas."
"I've never seen Star Wars."
"I told you it was a grill, but to be honest...
"I don't know what this is, either.
"Oh, and I licked the spoon."
"I really, really, REALLY....
"...don't like kids."
"I told my managers it'll never happen again, but...
"...wait'll they see where I put Snow White!"
Monica R., Sarina, Jes H., Kelly W., Heather S., Dee P., Marissa C., & Brian B, your secrets are safe with me. And everyone else on the Internet.
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