It's National Handwriting Day! That's right, it's time again to take a moment to appreciate the handcrafted artistry that is personal penmanship.
Hey, three 'P's for effort!
Hmmm. Ok, so maybe
you Wreckerators could use a few tips. Nothing major, of course; just a few simple techniques that even a trained possum could perform to make your piped penmanship a ptad prettier. (Of course, pastry possums are hard to come by these days, so you'll just have to do.)
- Try, try again.
If your first attempt is less than stellar, just go over it again with a darker color.
Of course, only go over those areas that really
- Turn it around.
Everything looks neater upside down.
- Hide it.
Using an identical background color will effectively camouflage any
- Keep 'em guessing.
Is that thing a butterfly, a flower, a shamrock, or something else entirely? Who knows? The important thing is your clients will be too preoccupied guessing to notice your wrecked up writing.
- Move to an earthquake-prone region.
This provides handy excuses in a pinch.
- Quit while you're ahead.
Or just quit, as the case may be.
Thanks to Andrea B., Raymond P., Megan R., Tanya R., Jessica, Westly W., Kelley B., Zachary S., and Julie B., who know that quitting is the better part of valor. Or something.