Remember, bakers: It's never polite to ask a lady her age.
Writing it out on her birthday cake is perfectly ok
(Also be sure to emphasize the "Old Woman" part; seniors LOVE that.)
Oh what a difference a missing "t" can make:
And you thought that high school nickname would never catch up to you.
Don't worry, Julie; I'm sure the baker just had a "wisp!"
I've been short for as long as I can remember, so I can say with some authority that this is why you should always order the *regular size* birthday cake:
Also, according to a t-shirt I saw once we're not "mini," we're "fun-size." So there
When celebrating a lucky couple's recent engagement, it helps to say something complimentary:
And also to remember that "monkey" and "lucky" sound exactly
the same in Wreckerator
According to a recent survey,* "Pop-Pop" is the number one nickname for adorable grandfathers. (Awww.
Guess what number two is?
Thanks to Cindy J., Erica L. & Erin P., Julie W., Gary L., Joann B., & Koby, who are talking to me, and actually do find me amusing. So that's seven.
* Which I just made up.