Are You Smarter Than a Wreckerator?

It's American Education Week, friends, so if you'll indulge me, I'd like to take a moment and wax poetical about the world's somewhere-between-17th-and-52nd best education system.

You see, here in the States we learn everything we need in life, from the very basics:

(The difference between an apple and a bell pepper is more advanced.) spelling and punctuation: those oh-so-vital math skills.


We also have more advanced studies of the human, um... whatever this is:

I'm pretty sure that's butt stuff.


Here we're encouraged to keep writting(s?): keep our stars shinning:


...and to always enhance that one student's mind's 2013:

That one's a little confusing, I'll grant you.


Because here in the US we honor our honor stundels:


...encouraging them to Imagin a world where they can Acheive their dreams:

A world where, say, all you have to do is copy little plastic signs for a living.


...from the very beginning of the school year: the bitter(sweet?) end.



Thanks to Janel J., Anony M., Kate B., Brittany J., Juli K., Anony M., Linda R.., Rae L., Tanya, Janica C. & Laura B. for the education.