How To Talk Like An Internet Pirate

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

And hey, you don't have to be a pirate in order to sound like one!

So here are a few handy phrases to help you fake it today:

- "You want to watch Game of Thrones? Because I have, like, ALL the episodes."


- "With this new Google Fiber, my download speeds are pushing 1.21 giga watts!"


- "Hey baby, you wanna engage in some peer-to-peer file sharing?"

BONUS FOLLOW UP: "It's not just a BitTorrent, girl, it's a BIG Torrent. Yeeeah."


- "Oh, you still pay for cable shows? That is adorable."


- "It's not stealing if you share!"


- "What?! DMCA takedown?"



- "Um, hello there, officer. Can we... help you?"


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