WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET?!
Just kidding. I know we're all on our phones, Facebooking about our racist relatives and how many times the smoke alarm's gone off.
Or maybe you don't even live in the U.S., and you're just here for our ridiculous American turkey cakes. [winkwink] [finger guns] AW YEAH.
Well, it just so happens...
With an extra side of:
DEMON LLAMA TURKEY!
Pamela thought this display looked familiar. Let's see if you agree:
(Via The Oatmeal)
And for that quintessentially American Thanksgiving experience:
Decapitated Scarecrow Clown!
Now get back out there and gooble, my friends.
Gooble 'til ya wooble.
Thanks given to Amandalyn V., Anony M., Jeanmarie D., Pamela R., Marsha H., & Izzy for their excellent wreckporting.