Kids these days, with their funky names and their extra weird spellings:
I bet this gets confusing around other holidays.
I hear Lt. Pink really likes light pink icing:
Oh, great, now ALL the kids will want parentheses in their names:
Is there a Doctor in the house?
Because only he would have time for this.
And c'mon, this is just ridiculous:
Who names their kid "Janey?"
Thanks to Catherine G., Stephanie T., Elizabeth B., Priscilla C., & Mary G., who know a rose by any other name... can be pretty dang funny.