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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Where Dreams Come Through

Welcome to BisneyLand, the amusement park that's in no way affiliated with Disneyland, but is just as good - and cheaper, too!

Once you enter the gates of our mystical castle-land of joy, you'll be greeted by our lovely royal ladies:

Cinderallie and her clear resin shoes are always the hit of the ball.


Princess Yasmine and her flying doormat will show you a "whole 'nother world."


And TinklesWell the Winged Wonder is sure to be your day's #1 delight!


We also have fabulous entertainment:

Princess Areola and her pals Haddock, Skittle, and Captain Crabby Pants may prefer life "under the ocean," but they still enjoy singing their big musical numbers, "Check Out My Cool Stuff," and "I Can't Talk, So Let's Make Out!"


And don't forget Pretty, our good-looking girl:


And of course her friend Not-So-Handsome!

Together they invite you to "be our visitor!"


Anony M., Allison M., Clau, David I., Mona S., & Kristyn, how crazy would it be if a place like this actually existed? Oh, wait...


Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.


And lest you think we forgot...

Happy Earth Day!!!

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Reader Comments (35)

Uh..."TinklesWell" needs (ahem) a longer skirt. Yikes!

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterDrockbox

Tinkleswell best get to a doc; those swollen ankles can be a sign of something serious.

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

Announcer :"Congratulations you have successfully ruined another cake for a client what are you going to do now?"
Derpy Decorwrecker; "I'M GOING TO BISNEYLAND!!"

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterBigg3469

Noses? Where are all the noses?

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered Commenterkayk

That last one must be "Baston", because, as we know, he sings, "And every last inch of me is covered in fur!" ;)

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterLadyRhian

Huh. I think I might be a little disappointed, even though I probably shouldn't be. In fact, maybe I should be thankful. It's just that I think ...~checking calendar~...Yup. It is. Today is....
=^-.o^= I'm peeking at you...

[Editor's note- Yup. It's Earth Day. But we just don't get that many cakes in for Earth Day. I will, however, update the post just for you. -john (thoJ)]

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Holy flurking schnit! These are hilarious, and the commentary is brilliant, as always.

Jen, you're a genius. I hope you know it, sister!

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterKW

Cinerallie and Yasmine appear to need a dermatologist each!

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered Commentertexairhead

Bwah Jen!!

I think Aereola took the ill-advised Kylie Jenner challenge! Those lips are baaad.

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterJodi

Well, now. I'm a little surprised that we aren't *partying down* due to what DAY it is....
Must be you're saving a festivity or two (thousand) for another time..? =^-.-^=

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Not-So-Handsome looks more like Chaka from Land of the Lost. Which could be a whole other amusement park.

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterNagzilla

@kayk: Noses, like five-fingered hands, are just too hard to successfully execute. Better to just leave them off and have them look a little alien-like (preferable to them looking pig-like).

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

Princess Areola (snort!) needs to lay off the lip injections.

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterJulie, the skirt doesn't even cover her lady-bits! Which I'm guessing from the lack of said bits, these types of Winged Wonders are not gender specific "everywhere".

I feel bad for where my mind went.

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterRuthie

The no noses thing kinda creeps me out but why does Pretty have Kermit hands???

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterJodee

Is the last one Cha-ka?? From Land of the Lost?!?!?!?!!?!?

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterSharon

Hee, where would you even PUT the nose on the first one? Her lips are facing one way and her eyes are facing the other. You'd end up with a bad Picasso imitation.

Props to @Nagzilla and @Sharon -- you guys are right about the last one looking like Chaka from Land of the Lost!! That face creeps me out and reminds me of yesterday's story on the internet about the creepy robot who can mimic facial expressions and which will greet people at hotels. *Shudder*

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterJodi

I am not clapping for "TinklesWell".

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterNerfbomb

For those offended by the lack of covering by TinklesWell's skirt, please be more sensitive! Every true Bisney fan knows that poor TinklesWell has to "go commando" due to her bladder issues. The issue is dealt with very comapssionately in Bisney's Pooper Pan movie.

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterLuLu

Not-So-Handsome totally creeps me out AND Princess Yasmine seems to have some kind of growths on her ears!! Or.. maybe no ears!

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

I am dying over TinkerWell's cankles as well as the need for much much longer skirt.

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterMzTeaze

I just have to add that Tinkleswell's (bwah!) wings are on the lower part of her back, and her hands are on backwards. Ouch!

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterJodi

TinklesWell is my favorite. So glad I put the coffee down before I read Lulu's comment -- explained in Bisney's Pooper Pan movie!

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered Commenterjust me

Awww,THANKS, john (thoJ)! You're all heart! Actually, you're part heart, and more- finger..No, that's not it either. Okay: as phallic symbols go...that one should? I give up. Anyway, Happy non-Epcot, "Where Dreams Come Through" (like there's no antenna) Day!! Woo. hoo. =^~.~^=

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

@Lulu - That made me laugh out loud!

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterSeabird

Jen, haven't done this one before?

[Editor's note- Yup. Wednesday is the day we do popular posts from the past. This one is 5 years old. -john (thoJ)]

April 22, 2015 | Unregistered Commenterjess w.

Some of these remind me of the "find what's wrong with this picture" pages in children's magazines. Backward hands, no noses, ear growths. Good grief. And that awful hand about to crush the earth.

April 23, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

"Frozen" Elsa is peri-menopausal!

April 23, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterCar

Let's take care of the Earth!

And after that, our army of giant mutant radioactive thugs can massacre Mars, then squish Saturn, then pulverise Pluto, then atomise Alpha Centuri, then...

April 23, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterAA

Pretty bad that Not-So-Handsome is the best looking one of the group!

April 23, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterCatherine

I actually kind of like the Not-So-Handsome/Beast/Bigfoot/Caveman/Poopman one...

April 23, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterKim

Lol the poor princesses all had their noses removed and did the Kylie Jenner challenge. Wow. I think I might have to pity the poor cakes just a little since they are decorated to scare customers. Or at least have them reconsider nose jobs lol.

April 24, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

The "Frozen" Elsa? did she get removed by request from the baker?

April 24, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterAlison in Indiana

I'm confused. Where are you seeing Elsa, Car? O.o

April 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterErin

"Cinderallie" cake is something else. I made one of these for my niece. If you think the finished product is funny you should see the under construction pictures. It was hard to finish the cake because we were laughing so hard.

March 22, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKIm

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