Today's cakes are not special orders.
No one asked for them this way.
In fact, they were all found ready-made in bakery display cases, just waiting for the right customer and/or occasion to come along.
Building a compost
Or fighting a wrestler
Or lighting up for Monkey Hour:
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a cookie a "flower!"
[DUN DUN DUN!]
Black-tie crabs who wave
Creating nasty dots
Or exposing Miss Finklestein's brain
(It's under here! )
Finding a loco face
Wrecking a cookie cake
And driving your shoppers insane!
("What is this?!")
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to wreck before school starts this Fall.
So stick with us, 'cuz these wreckerators are gonna
Thanks to Jennifer G., Vanessa F., Nicole P., Tonya F., Melissa, Mollie M., Lydia D., Liz Z., Kayla P., Tommi S., who tells me that's supposed to be a dress, but all I see is a blind bunny.