Wrecky minion Aryn took this photo last Sunday, October 23rd:
So this bakery is selling Christmas cakes two major holidays before Christmas. Which would be awesome for pranking that friend who passed out after drinking too much, but otherwise... da heck?
And if you think Christmas Creep is bad, wait'll you see Easter Creep:
A pink Easter Egg cake... made October 19th.
Because it's never too early to stock up on "decorated" egg cakes in October, you guys.
It actually gets worse when bakeries try to be seasonally appropriate:
Orange icing + crappy turtle pancake = "Fall!"
White pointy-headed "ghosts" + anything = FAIL!
Seriously, let's talk about all the ways this is a bad idea.
Oh yes, please, put them on white cupcakes. THAT HELPS SO MUCH.
This was also spotted last week.
Although at least the clown is recognizable. What about this thing?
It was out last week, so... Dapper Halloween Alien? Count Unibrow? Evil Mystic Muppet?
Oooh, "Evil Mystic Muppet" would be an awesome band name.
Thanks to Aryn W., Elizabeth C., Robbie C., Anony M., Julie R., Alexa M., & Jenny E for reminding us it's just two more months 'til Christmas.