The Post-Halloween Blues (And Drippy Oranges)

'Twas the week after Halloween,
(Such a sad tale to tell),
Of all the spooptacular cakes
That somehow failed to sell.

Dried up pumpkin donuts,

Poltergeists calling, "Bo bo"

Plus all manner of K-K-Kupcakes

...a definite "No-No."

Runny candy corn noses,

And all things smeary and old,

Is it really a wonder
That this one never sold?

[shudder]

So farewell, poop-kin river,

Farewell, slime-haired wrecks!

And brace yourselves, minions;
Thanksgiving is next.

Thanks to Elizabeth M., Attia S., Kat L., Andrea M., Janet P., Jodee R., Amy W., Chris V., & Amy J. for the spoopy send-off.

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