♫ It's beginning to look a lot like ♪
Ev'rywhere you go
Take a look at that blog by Jen
It's pushing out wrecks again
With "candy canes"
And snowman sprains, oh no!
It's beginning to look a lot like
Balls on ev'ry tree
But the wreckiest sight you'll find
Are the Santas that "unwind"
...and you can't un-see!
Thanks to Nancy D., Anony M., Laura R., Ginny V., Lisa E., Hannah P., Eleanore R., & Carla R. for the jollies.