The Best Valentine Wreck Of 2016

Your Valentine photos are still trickling in this week, minions, but I'm calling it:

This is the best one.

Forget the chocolates and stuffed animals, John; next year, I'll have whatever this baker is having.

"Endless Love As Time Ticks"

It's almost like poetry, if poetry was a drunk jellyfish rolling around the cake with too many piping bags.

Oh, and we think that's supposed to be a clock, so... weep for the future, my friends. WEEP.

Thanks to Ashley R. for ticking that one off our list.

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