Important note- This post is about tax day which is traditionally on the 15th. However, taxes this year aren't due until the 18th because the Federal Government wanted to mess up our post flow. Not cool, Federal Government. Not cool. -john
It's tax day here in the U.S., but did you know April 15th is also the day President Lincoln died? And the Titanic sank? And McDonald's was founded?!
Maybe that's why today is also known as "That Sucks Day."
But don't worry, minions; I'm here to make it better.
Ahem hem hem.
[begins strumming ukelele]
[stops strumming ukeleli to go look up how to spell "ukelayle"]
[resumes strumming ukulele]
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry,
you make it double
be happy now!
You swerved in traffic and wrecked your cake?
Got stuck this morning in a big earthquake,
The baker trying to make you frown
He turned your rainbow upside down
(Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha)
(Look at me, I'm happy!)
Oooh this song goes on foreverrrrr
Oooh ooh THAT'S ENOUGH.
Thanks to Diana C., Morgan B., Casey F., Courtney B., Richard B., Crystal F., Amanda B., Stevie M., Sean Z., & Jessica H. for reminding us there's always someone out there having a wreckier day.