In honor of World Turtle Day, let's take a moment to meet some of the lesser known turtle cake varieties.
Because nature is beautiful, people.
The Slimy Nope Tail:
Also collects spores, molds, and fungus!
Snootless Flipper Swaddles:
They do a mean sloppy swish.
The Hardboiled Nubby-Teeter:
The candy coating makes it go down easier.
The Majestic Elephant-Pawed Flirpity Floo:
So named for its magnificent flirpity-floos.
The Squeaky Noodle Squelcher:
Watch out; they squeak!
Hypno Danger Piddle:
Try not to stare.
And finally, and most majestic:
The Dong-Headed Stumpy Trunks:
Truly the pokiest of them all.
Thanks to Kathryn S., Shannon K., Megan B., Liz K., Kyna H., Jamie L., & Sara M. for really coming out of their shells.