Warning: "Seriously, John? You want me to put a warning on this?! This is the internet, man!"
You have been warned.
Minions, I don't want you going off half-cocked today.
You should always be FULLY cocked, when possible.
Especially if your last name is Cox.
Or if you don't understand why people are sniggering in the spice aisle:
"I hear it's good in tacos and... WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING?!"
Look, my point is, I don't think this fig leaf is working:
So the next time you want to make a doggy cookie, bakers, maybe, you know, watch your positioning:
Thanks to Susan N., Samantha, Kay M., Sarah D., & Kathy W. for all the dirty, dirty jokes we're going to have to moderate today. Aww YEEEEAH.