'Twas the week before Halloween
And all through the bakery
'Twere this stuff:


And this stuff:


And all kinds of fakery:

("Happy CHALLAH-ween! Haha! See what I did there? Eh? EH??"

"Stop talking.")


The sperm ghosts were piped onto basketballs with care:


But we're pretty sure this one was done on a dare:


Shoplifting ghosts
make a run for the door


While Frank with two man buns
croaks, "NEVERMORE"


Doll hair mixed with icing
does the work of the devil


While amoeba ghosts haunt
on a molecular level:

(Q: Why are amoebas bad at running prisons?
A: Because they only have one cell!)


Candy corns "ARRRR"


And bowling balls fly

Don't like these wrecks?


Then here:



Hats off to Patty A., Emily C., Anony M., Marianne F., Chris B., Rebekah W., Katrina V., Kimberly W., Amy T., Katie R., & Andrea O. for the excellent wreckporting.


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