Have a heart, bakers.
Don't do this:
And never promise the bride this:
When you're going to deliver this:
THESE ARE ZEBRA STRIPES.
These, on the other hand ...
Well, I'm pretty sure those are zebra sperm.
But then again, I tend to see things in black and white.
And finally, bakers, just because you might question a couple's choice for their wedding cake order:
... that's no reason to punish them further!
("Hey, you with the shotgun. Put this cake out of its misery.")
Thanks to Anony M., Courtney T., Michelle T., & RT for the bang-up job hunting these down.