A Cup Of Holiday Crazy

Has Christmas gotten a little too predictable for you this year?

Well not to worry; these bakers aim to baffle.

I never knew empty eye sockets could see so well... INTO MY SOUL.


Half a mustache or a bloody nose?


Ugly sweater or brick chimney?


French fries or those crunchy things you put on casseroles?


And is that a pig?



I assembled a crack team to decipher this next one, and both cats agree: it's not NEARLY as interesting as their own butts.


Oh, and remember, if you see a pretzel jammed in a pile of frightened poop today, it's probably supposed to be a reindeer:



No one really knows why, and frankly, this one has me afraid to ask:


[backs away slowly]
[bumps into table]
[knocks over huge pile of metal pans, cymbals, and hub caps]

Thank you.


Now, just a few more inches, and Nick the Neck Beard will FINALLY get his first taste of tinsel:


All together now:



Thanks to Louise B., Darla S., KM, Anony M., Kristi B., Lisa C., Nick M., Liz, Chelsea W., Katherine H., & Melinda H. for keeping it weird.


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