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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

My Friend The Witch Baker Has A Way With Words

I told the witch baker I was in love with you


And then the witch baker, he told me what to do

He told me..




Ting! Tang!










Walla Walla Bing Bang!


Thanks to Misty B., Jenny W., Kayleigh S., Anony M., Susie M., Denis S., Carmen N., Bonny B., Dora M., & Mary W. for that pregnant pause.


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Reader Comments (16)

1) Green-eared lady, ugly lady...(apologies to Sugarloaf)
2) Is this Anakin's ghost crossing from the dark side into the light? And is that a mouth or a mustache?
3) It's the new James Bond movie, Eyefall.
4) This must be a cake for eye-heart radio.
5) Slice of pumpkin poo, anyone?
6) Giant sperm? Albino poo? You decide.
7) It's Eefer Madness!
8) I'd try to hide under that label, too, if I'd been that badly rendered.
9) This cake actually is well done, but the title on it would have applied so much better to all the other cakes.
10) Gee, do you think it's nickname will be "Punkin"?

October 22, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

For the love of all that is decent, WTF is with that last one?!?!?!

October 22, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

I LOVED the two pumpkin cakes.

October 22, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJane Lewis

Six-legged frogs? Does Caca mean what I think it means? Surely that can't be a child's name! Well, can it?

October 22, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

Genius. Absolute, incredible, unique genius.

October 22, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDiane

Those pumpkin sculptures are brilliant! So was the song! Thanks for brightening my day :-D

October 22, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSusanD

That pumpkin... giving birth... it's just fueled my nightmares for the rest of the month.

October 22, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDancing with Lasagna

That last cake made me audibly wtf.

October 22, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRosakala

These are just...honestly, I cannot come up with any words suitably descriptive. And now the 'witch doctor' song is going to be running thru my head all day, hahahaha!

October 22, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMemere

Green faced witchy wreck was fine until the giant nose hair! Accccckkkkkk!

October 22, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterpat gann

Well I never have seen a pumpkin giving birth before. Now I can die saying I have seen everything lmao.. I am still laughing.

October 23, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Why oh why did they have to give the birthing mother pumpkin a huge ring of pubic hair? God no.

October 23, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPoppy

The witch cake resembles the outline of Ireland. Or is it just me?

My husband is allergic to pumpkin. Seeing Mr Makin Pie [picture 5], I finally have an idea why.

October 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSue

I live 8 miles from Walla Walla.. that is all.

October 26, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLarisa

after seeing the jack-o-lantern/pumpkin pie one, i may never eat pumpkin pie again.

October 29, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterarchersangel

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