You know that old joke about the horse that goes into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, why the dong face?"
I mean, I've heard of a stiff upper lip before, but this is ridiculous.
I guess he's feeling a little... let down... over these other unicorn wrecks:
Is it just me, or does this get more confusing the longer you look at it? I mean, is that second eye a nose? And is that her neck... or her mouth? What... what... what.
This next order was on a strict "need to know" basis:
Sorry, Ben; sadly your baker needed to know reading comprehension.
And finally, here's one I KNOW beyond any shadow of doubt is a unicorn... because there's a small picture of a unicorn beside it:
Well played, baker. WELL PLAYED.
Thanks to Danielle L., Amy P., Tanner C., & Sara P., who I know are all super proud of me for not making a single "horny" joke. IT WAS REALLY HARD, YOU GUYS.
And from my other blog, Epbot: