Of Newspapers And Key Wangs

Q: What did Sarah get when she ordered a newspaper cake like this for her Dad's birthday?

(by Jo's Cakes)

A: Something black and white and wrecked all over.

(On the plus side, at least it wasn't for a big milestone birthday or anyth... oh.)

I hear these guys are out standing in their field:

Suh-WHEAT!

So do you think Kati needs help healing or falling?

Either way, at least we know what the baker could do better.

"Gimme an E!
"Gimme an R!
"What's that spell?"

DANGIT, BARB.

And finally, how do I know this is supposed to be a car key?

Because I'm a sporty little number, and it's TURNING ME ON.

Heyyyyooooo!!

(Just kidding.)

(I'm not sporty.)

Thanks to Sarah R., Min, Kati, Edward P., & Jennifer T., who much prefers driving a hard... bargain.

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