It's Use Less Stuff Day, bakers - not to be confused with USELESS stuff, since we all know cat toothbrushes are never happening anything.
So let's talk about this:
THIS IS TOO MUCH STUFF.
(Side Note: Who brings a Batman plate to a Star Trek Beach party? I mean, REALLY. Let's stay on theme here, people!)
THIS IS ALSO TOO MUCH STUFF.
Bakers, imagine - if you will - a world. A world where you use LESS stuff.
I SAID, "IMAGINE IT!"
Hang on, we seem to have overshot in the opposite direction.
Tell you what, bakers, try this: how about a single, tasteful accent?
::long, drawn-out, exasperated sigh::
(It's a strawberry. Beyond that, I have no answers.)
Right. New plan: let's work to your strengths!
RANDOM FLOTSAM CUPCAKES
Super Bieber Rangers, GO!
Thanks to Tony S., Kari N., Christen F., Scott J., Marc B., Lisa F., & Claire O. for making the Batman 'Trek Beach crossover look like... well, a day at the beach.
(P.S. I'd like to point out that the "one month old" cake is the oldest pic I have left that I haven't posted yet... but that would be a lie. And see, John? I DID USE IT EVENTUALLY. )
And from my other blog, Epbot: