Warning: Adult subject matter. Kinda. Not really.
Sometimes we just have to sit down, reflect, and finally ask ourselves, "Who the heck is this guy, and why am I Facebook friends with him?"
Now, I can't tell you EXACTLY who to unfriend, because I don't know the name of the person who decided stretch leggings are not "business appropriate attire." Still, I can offer you a few general guidelines.
We also don't need to see that weird growth thing on your elbow, Tom.
The Drunk Serial Poster
Nothing says "Mistakes were made last night" quite like a 4AM photo dump of blurry faces, fire hydrants, and the bait-and-tackle aisle at Wal-Mart.
It's mysterious and dramatic and they can't tell you ANYTHING until you give them lots and lots of attention.
Sadly I have even more accurate cakes for this, but I'm not posting them.
That Person Who Thinks Every Onion Headline is Real
[Photo deleted because we finally checked Snopes, and it was fake.]
The Humble Brag
(Via Humblebrag, because I actually tried, but still couldn't make this stuff up.)
Often related to All-Caps-McRanty and Extreme-Politics-R-Us
The Creepy Stalker
Granted, we all do a little innocent FB stalking from time to time, but there are sometimes-subtle clues that it may have gone too far.
This is one of them.
And to end on a positive note, definitely keep the friends who post Cake Wrecks.
That's the sign of excellent moral character, right there.
Thanks to Mandy B., Misty R., Candice, Amber J., Gangi, Peggy C., Brittany U., & Brittany T. for being good friends and following us on Facebook.