"Hi, I'd like to order a birthday cake, but I want the lettering to be big. Can you do that?
"No, I mean really big."
"Hmm, ever done anything bigger?"
"Not bad, not bad - but it's still not working for me. Tell you what, let's skip the writing entirely and just do a mini birthday cake, you know, something small and cute."
Thanks to Sandy C., Jessica S., Katie B., Katrina S., & Meghan B. for the Mickey Mouse operation.
And from my other blog, Epbot: