The Cake Wrecks Ghosthunters' Guide
It's officially Ghost Season, fellow Ghost Hunters, but there's more to bagging a boggart than you might think!
First you need the gear, so gather up your tape recorder, flashlight, vintage 1997 camcorder, easily-startled jock friends, and 5-year series contract from the History Channel.
Next, KNOW YOUR GHOSTS. Here's a quick run down of the species of specters you're most likely to spot, plus a few tips for dealing with them:
Thieving Genies:
Watch out, they spit!
Whirling Hurlers:
Watch out, they puke!
(Ewwwww)
Coneheads:
These traffic-stoppers travel in packs. Steer clear.
Startled Farts:
"Listen! Do you smell something?"
The Mummy Dearest:
If she says she needs to unwind, RUN.
Town Criers:
Don't let them spook you; they're all talk.
Schoolyard Bullies:
... but these ones WILL take your lunch money.
Puddle Poltergeist:
Watch your step around these spirits; they're really sticky.
And finally,
Spectral Swimmers:
Always wear protection around these guys. Trust me.
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Happy Hunting!
Thanks to Ben A., Lori C., Cynthia P., Deon M., Elizabeth M., Kate F., Kristy T., Mary Anne S., & Jennifer B. for raising our spirits.
P.S. You know what hits the spot after a long day of ghost-hunting?
