That's Not How This Works. That's Not How Any Of This Works.

Back by popular* demand! A brand new edition of Cakes Failing To Look Like The Things They're Supposed To Look Like!

[*The cats liked it.]

A Shamrock:

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When the luck of the Irish has a bad day.
And then gets all its limbs cut off.

 

Balloons.
Literally the easiest thing you can make with cake:

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WE'RE DOOMED.

 

A Football Helmet:

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Alien skull. Final answer.

 

Flip-Flops:

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If these look right to you, then someday you're going to make a podiatrist very, VERY happy.

 

Basketballs:

Or stick figures with no faces.

 

A School Bus:

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Or so they claim.
I'm convinced this is actually a platypus named School Bus. See the little nostrils?

 

A Baseball Glove:

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For the longest time I thought this was supposed to be turkey.
Then I saw the fingernails.

 

BONUS POP QUIZ!

Can you guess what this is supposed to be?

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Here’s a hint:

“This is my handle
this is my… other handle
tip me over and play badminton with my lid.
”

Thanks to Anony M., Jennifer M., Matt M., Katie T., Maggie P., Sally N., Tracie T., Jennalee, & Lauren L. who are all wondering what the birdie thing in badminton is called.*

* It’s called a shuttlecock.**

** Which reminds me of this post. Heh.

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Here's something that mostly looks like what it's supposed to:

Paw-some Pet Stockings

The little fish bones on the cat one are so cute!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: