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Eat your heart out, Snow White.

Spanky:

Potsy:

Toot Toot McStabby:

Yarmulke Joe:

Mc-Not-Appearing-In-This-Post:

And their ringleader,

Cheeky McButthead:

Ever heard of a brain fart? ALL THIS GUY.

I'd like to thank all the little people that made this post happen. Also Liz, Kate M., Brittanie M., Dan B., Nicole F., & Anony M.

*****

P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.

Good news, there's a Volume 2!

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes, Vol II

This one has the word "spiffing" in the title AND comes with a lovely green-and-gold cover, so folks will recognize your sophisticated taste while begging you to stop telling these terrible, TERRIBLE jokes.