It's National Grammar Day, everyone! A day when we, the grammar police, can correct our friends' Facebook updates, argue over the Oxford comma, and let our irritated snorts of disdain echo from the rooftops!
So today, I thought it might be fun to see how many misspellings and misuses of the word "your" I can show you before your head literally explodes.*
*Yes, literally. I once saw it happen during an argument over the word "alright."
Oooh, starting with a classic.
This one always smarts.
Or should I say, "dumbs?"
Now we're coming to the really dangerous, head-exploding stuff:
[clutching head and rolling on floor]
STOP!!! I can't take any more!!
Quick, someone show me an adorable misuse of an ordinal number!
Awww, look. It says, "Happy tooth birthday Lily!"
(Though technically, it's still missing a comma....)
Thanks to Toby H., Katy J., Trevor N., Anony M., Laura B., Anony 2, & Jennifer A. for helping us all get our grammar geek on.
And from my other blog, Epbot: