Customer's Pitch Results In Tents Moment

Matthew G.'s mom had just finished her final chemo treatment, so it was time to celebrate.

He ordered a cake from his local bakery, asking them to write, "You did it!" and "Cancer free!" on a simple chocolate cake.

When Matthew went to pick up the order, though, he found his cake offering something a little more generous than an extra slice:


Er... whoops. Better say that only applies to the back yard, Matthew.

Or better yet, just pair it with a full "camping" belt:

Then after Mom's good and toasty, eat the evidence.

[tapping temple] Eh? EH?

Or I guess you could have them fix the cake, but c'mon, where's the future party story in THAT?


And from my other blog, Epbot: