8 Cake Love Notes Gone Wrong
It's National Love Note Day, but don't be boring and write an actual note; order a cake, instead!
Bakers are standing by to tell your sweetheart how you really feel, using one of these convenient, pre-selected designs!
Just choose from:
The Boxer:
Don't forget the wine to go with all that cheese!
The Pictionary:
(Sorry, Carol can't draw sheep.)
The Shining:
All work and no cake decorating makes Jack a dull boy!
The Foreshadowing:
o.0
The Hidden Message:
If only that heart was upside down. IF ONLY.
The "Keeping It Casual":
Or, since I see no comma, The "Keeping It Cannibal!"
BahahahaaaaEW.
The "Kenya West":
"Now THAT'S lov..." [mic snatched out of hand]
"Imma let you finish, but 'Kenya' is one of the best Kanye misspellings of all time."
And finally, our best seller!
The Silver Lining:
Thanks to Rebecca C., Beth P., Mary R., Andrew B., Kelsey B., Lisa D., Heather R., & Shaunna R. for hitting all the wrong notes.
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Wait, one more punny one!
The last line of this bear’s product description reads, “Will be less creepy if they actually know who you are,” and if that doesn’t sum up my philosophy on flirting then nothing does. A++
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
