These Dog Balls Won't Take THEMSELVES Off

I tell ya, minions, all this staying home business really makes one appreciate the little conveniences we had before.

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Remember when you could pay someone ELSE to take your dogs' balls off?

When you see it...

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... you will facepalm.

Remember, Todd, it's the thought that counts... not the baker. Who clearly didn't.

But you know what bakers ARE making count? Their leftover Easter cakes!

In fact it's actually quite inspiring to watch these true masters at work. Look how this one seamlessly transforms an old Easter cake design into a fully customized birthday/welcome home cake:

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SEAMLESSLY I SAY.

Thanks to Elizabeth W., Todd M., & Anony M. for that most unseamly display.

Oh hey, and speaking of dog balls:

Dog Teeth Squeaky Balls, 6PK

These look hilarious. 

(Note that the reviews say bigger dogs can pop out the squeaker pretty fast, though.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: