9 Types of People On Zoom, As Illustrated In Cake Wrecks
Tag yourself, I'm a little of #6 and a LOT of #7.
9 Types of People On Zoom, As Illustrated In Cake Wrecks
1) The One Who Sits Too Close
"I can only see SOME of you, but where are the rest of you? Huh? Who said that? Why is everyone yelling?"
2) The One Who's Always Eating:
::crunch crunch crunch::
"Sorry, what was that?"
3) The One Who Just Realized That Yes, Their Mic *WAS* On Just Then
::long, uncomfortable silence::
4) The Parent Who Keeps Insisting "Everything's Fine" While You Hear Children Screaming And Breaking Things Off-Screen
"No, no, go on, keep talking, it's nothing! Aha. Ha. Ha."
5) The One Who Just Followed A Youtube 'Smokey Eye' Tutorial And Is Waiting For Someone To Comment On It:
::fake eyelashes audibly flapping::
6) The One Who Just Rolled Out Of Bed But Is REALLY Trying To Hide It
"NO I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR HOURS LOOK HOW OPEN MY EYES ARE"
7) The One Whose Cat Keeps Knocking Over Everything
"Dangit, Mr. Floofypants!"
8) The One Who Forgot They Turned On A "Duck Lips" Filter And Doesn't Understand Why Everyone Is Laughing:
"What?"
9) The One You KNOW Isn't Wearing Any Pants
And if they look this happy, probably no bra, either.
Thanks to Meg P., Paul P., Denise, Leila A., Brenna Z., Melody J., Jessica R., Jennifer B., and Anony M. for reminding us that we are all Cookie Monster at some point. Or, at this point, maybe all the points.
P.S. Proof that #8 was based on a true story:
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I'm afraid I can't help if you leave your microphone on, but I *can* help with the webcam end of things:
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
