That's, Uh, ONE Way To Celebrate Mother's Day
Mother's Day is this Sunday, minions, and I don't know about you, but I'm just not feeling it.
Don't get me wrong, my mom ROCKS and I want to celebrate her, but I have zero enthusiasm for cheerful Mom Day cakes that only mock us with their sweet roses and bows and correctly spelled words and whatever. Bleh.
Lucky for me, these bakers feel the same way.
Messy, upside down, and hard to derive any meaning from.
Look, minions, I found 2020 in cake form.
And now our faces to go with it:
When you've stared into the void... and made poor quarantine hair decisions.
Oh sweet, here's a steamrolled flower to represent all our Mother's Day plans that have been stomped into the dirt:
Look at it just lying there.
Crushed.
Like our hearts.
And here's one to represent the disjointed text messages we'll be sending Mom on Sunday:
Remember to include the black roses, those really sell it.
We have to keep our sense of humor through all this, though, minions. After all, the bad stuff won't last forever and the good stuff is zooming our way, I know it.
So listen, if you find yourself feeling down this weekend, I suggest ordering one of these:
Because if eating a toddler-shaped cake for Mother's Day isn't messed up enough to make you laugh, then I bet it's messed-up enough to make your MOM laugh. Just take a picture of yourself with the head on a plate to send her. :p
Thanks to Jennifer Y., Evan G., Kelly M., Tani S., & Sara R. for finding the mother baby of all wreckage.
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